2003-12-23 | 12:34 a.m.

Medic Boy,

Perhaps next time you can take the cell phone away from your ear and stop gushing about her for maybe...an hour?

Yeah, it's cool you have a girl. And I understand our views are a bit different when it comes down to relationships.

But dude, I just wanted to spend time with you. Not you with her on the other end while you're all sparkly-eyed.

I had that look once. I've been down that road. I understand.

Please, just step away from the cell phone and enjoy my company.
--s10

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