Mr. Bozo,
how many times do I have to tell you to buzz off? To leave me alone? I don't want to be friends with you anymore. Damn, you really are more stupid than I could imagine.
No man who insults me deserves my friendship. I am too good for you, and you know it. That's why you are crawling at my feet right now, begging me to take you back.
Run to your imaginary girlfriend, and live happily ever after. My attention is drawn towards another man...
//s13
P.S. Don't you dare calling me again, jerk.