Marrying a woman that you've been dating for only six weeks is not considered a good move on your part.
Especially when you still have children to support.
Especially when you claim you're in love. (Because after only six weeks, you're probably not.)
Especially when you didn't tell your buddy, who would have rightfully talked you out of it.
You're such a dumbass. And I'm so glad that you're not my father.
--s10