Dear Prince Charming,
I'm slowly getting tired with you and your utterly slow behavior. Yes. You're slow and for that I cannot do anything else but hate you.
It's obvious that we like eachother. We like eachother a lot. But why are you so darn slow, then? Are you afraid of scaring me? Or are you just... weird? Or maybe _you're_ afraid of _me_? You better not give me that crap.
Sometimes I think that I should go abroad and find some other Prince Charming instead. But then I remember that my spoken English is not fun listening to for more than 15 minutes, and thus I have to remain here at my own place.
You better show me some action before my birthday in a couple of days or I won't wait for you. Why? Because I've waited enough, pretty boy.
Yours truly,
s13