Medic Boy:
I know that your shotgun wedding to your wife is on shakey ground. I know that you need someone to talk to. I know that Missouri to Oklahoma is a really really long boring drive.
But when I say that I will call you back -- seriously, I will call you back. DON'T call back every 30 minutes to see if I'm off the phone yet. The beeping is annoying, and the person on the other end knows when someone is trying to get through.
Seriously. Call waiting is putting a cramp in my sex life. Please don't contribute to that.
I WILL CALL YOU BACK, EFFER!
No love,
--s10