2004-07-07 | 9:22 a.m.

All men suck.

Sometimes we fool ourselves into thinking that every guy out there sucks -- except, of course, our own man. In this delusion, we think that he is just perfect and completely uncapable of making us unhappy.

Then, one day, you wake up.

You realize that while Mr Right may open doors and pick up the tab and spoil you silly that there is just something missing. Maybe he's not a good lover. Maybe the two of you can't agree on anything. Maybe he's secretly cheating on you with a man. Maybe you just can't stand how he clears his throat.

The bottom line is that every single man sucks somehow, no matter how good we think they are or how well they treat us. There's always something somewhere.

So consider yourself forwarned.
--s10

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