It's really cute and mature and adult how you think I like you. As if I'm wearing some sign that says, "Short, desperate, chubby girl. Please be my boyfriend."
It's especially GROWN UP that you act all different around me as if I can't tell. As if I'm some puppy just hoping you'll scratch my tummy.
GET OVER YOURSELF!
You are so not attractive. But even if you were, whatever hot points you had dropped when you said, "I'm taken." As if I didn't know and as if I'd spent the whole FOUR DAYS I've known you just pining away and plotting our certain marriage.
Seriously, believe it or not, some girls just want to be friends.
-s1