Dear Gay Boys Who Live with Me.
STOP MAKING OUT ON THE COUCH!
A) It's rude. Noone wants to see that shit.
B) I want to crowd in on the couch and watch movies with you.
C) One of you doesn't even pay rent, and the other pays only half, so you should have consideration for the other rent-paying tenant.
D) You have the room with the door, USE IT!
E) IT'S FUCKING RUDE!
When I get a boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever, I'm gonna stand in your fucking way and lick her/him ALL OVER, to see how you like it!
get a room,
-s1