This is my lesson to boys everywhere:
If you cannot pee in a toilet bowl without missing, sit your ass down, and tuck your penis under to pee!
Honestly! Urinals were made for standing up, toilet bowls were made for sitting down. It is not a measure of your manhood to piss all over my fucking toilet, and I'm tired of cleaning up after you!
You'd think that a person with no penis wouldn't have to tell you this!
-s1