Dear Roommate Boy,
A) You knew I had cats before you moved in.
B) I take care of them.
C) THEY ARE CATS!
So, stop fucking pissing and moaning everytime they do something cat-like, like knocking over a trash can. I can't tell you how many messes I've cleaned up after them, because it comes with the job. Get over the fact that you picked up some trash once.
Furthermore, it is not at all pleasant to hear you tell me how much you hate my cats. I LOVE THEM! Come to think of it, they mean more to me than you do.
Shut your fucking mouth and sweep the kitchen floor for once!
-s1